He’s trying hard (in studying)

But not hard enough it seems

He’s cheating hard (in exam)

But not hard enough it seems

He’s snoring hard (in sleep)

But not hard enough it seems

 

 

Even if he’s a ‘mahasiswa’

He’s nothing like a ‘maha’

Even if he’s studying all night long

He’s nothing like his friends

Even if he’s sick of it all

He’s nothing like a lazy one

 

Yeah it’s all a lie

A huge obese lie

Nope it’s not true

A big fat lie

 

He suck-lazy-effortless-and-dumb

He sleeps-like-crazy-in-class

 

And his IP is…

 

One point ninety-three

 

And he’s craving for more damn points for god sake!