personal review of FR’s movies

hi there! remember when i said that i’m a fan of of francine roosenda (FR)? well here i’ll prove my worth. HALAH. Well anyway, kali ini gw mo bertindak sebagai seorang movie-reviewer ulung dari suatu website terkemuka yang kerjaannya nonton film dan mengomentari, memuji, dan bila perlu mencela film yang ditontonnya. Guess what i’m gonna review? Yes, you got that right! FR’s movies. Well you actually can see that from the post’s title but.. OH! By the way, knowing the fact that i fan FR, don’t expect objective reviews from me okayy!? Hahahaa.

cerpen inggris penuh gaya

                Cerpen berbahasa selain bahasa Indonesia pertama gw! The very first step to conquer the world!! belom selese sih tapi.. yah enjoy aj lahh

 

                This winter is the coldest winter i’ve ever experienced my whole not-so-very-long life. Cold in the actual mean caused me freezing in spite of the warmer that is working already. All I hope I need to do is stay at home and get myself warm whether in the tub or under thick blankets. But i do need to do a hell lot of things today. I’ve told Lisa to expect me this morning for her extra lesson cause her mother asked me to. In the afternoon I need to visit Feinne, my fiancee at her house. She’s sick and she needs me by her side, hahaha. But I can’t stay there for the rest of the day cause my former band will play in the Shaky Rods, a nice bar just outside the town. At least i can show my appreciation by watching them play. Playing songs that i wrote. Singing lines that I used to sing. Pah, I remembered that I also need to pay some bills and buy three lamps. I really need to replace that garden lamp and two other. Hell, It’s one heck of a day. So I get myself ready and hurried to the front door. Usually, snow blocked my house’s door so i’ve got to do some extra work to open it. And that Sunday morning was no different. I sighed and turn the door key open.

gue masih idup ko. sumpah gue masih idup.

maybe this sounds so friggin overconfident but i think that u guys worried about me for the last few weeks because of NO POST. maybe u thought that i died in some accident or something but NO WORRIES cuz i’m superfine okay!? the only thing that keep me away from this blog is a LOT of THINGS. such as.. exam, calculus, article-writing, heap of rented comicbooks, assassin’s creed on my pc, soul nomad and innocent life on my ps2, DAMN GUITAR-SCALE-LEARNING THING, and the biggest thing is… TADAA! my lazyness. oh god save me from this cursed nature of mine!! ‘kay then. wait for the next post and don’t forget that me, zaza, is the owner of the greatest blog on earth.. REVIVAL OF MYSELF - ONLY AT ONLEASHUNLEASHED.WORDPRESS.COM.

aac bukan aadc

yup, aac adalah singkatan baru yang mirip aadc tapi bukan aadc tapi keduanya memiliki kemiripan. yaitu huruf ‘c’ dalam kedua singkatan ini sama-sama berarti CINTA.

udh bisa nebak aac singkatan dari apa?

francine roosenda : to you losers

semua berawal setelah gw nonton film XL tadi pukul 19.25 di ambarukmo plaza, jogjakarta dengan 4 teman (poor me, semuanya cowok). dalam film tersebut, terdapatlah karakter Intan si ‘pecun’. yang ngga ngerti, pecun = perek = lonte = psk = dsj-enisnya. to avoid spoiling the fun of the quite weird story of the movie, let’s just say that karakter Intan ini lumayan lucu. kelucuan dan ke-’aww so sweet’-an yang membuat gw dan temen-temen gw agak salting. (eja nempel2 gw, si sandy senyam-senyum mulu, gw jaim). film berakhir, gw nunggu list cast. i got the name! Intan is francine roosenda. nama yang aneh, pikir gw. kaya nama prancis+belanda (ancur sotoynya).

pokemon parody

kemarin siang, gw bete berat. (sebenernya gw ga mau menggunakan kata ‘bete’ karena norak dan membetekan tp karna gw ga bsa menemukan kata lain yang sama maknanya maka dengan terpaksa..). kenapa gw bete? ya bayangkan saja panasnya kota jogja ditambah bagian akademik fmipa ugm yang rese dan berbelit-belit plus kurangnya cemilan. maka gw jadi sangat bete.

tiba, tiba, temen serumah gw (dont get any wrong idea!!), eja, yang sedang menghabiskan jatah internet telkomsel flash gw, memanggil, “eh za, liat deh!”. dan terjadilah, hal paling menarik di hari itu.. yaituu POKEMON PARODY hanya di YOUTUBE. here’s the link… http://youtube.com/watch?v=k6Yu2SwmU2s. lumayan kocak dan minimal sedikit menghibur.. hahaha, btw post gw makin lama makin aneh dan kurang penting tapi ya sudahlaahh. selamat menikmati

confession of a stupid so called ‘mahasiswa’

He’s trying hard (in studying)

But not hard enough it seems

He’s cheating hard (in exam)

But not hard enough it seems

He’s snoring hard (in sleep)

But not hard enough it seems

 

rock n roll, fenomena di kalangan remaja

jika anda mengira post ini tentang suatu genre musik, anda salah besar!

when your calculus mark is an E, what should u do?

1. commit suicide and hope that you won’t meet calculus in the hell university.
2. kill your friends whose got an A.